Found this AI developer résumé on LinkedIn. Apparently, subscriptions count as work experience now.

Written by mcangeli

Saw this going around on LinkedIn and genuinely had to check whether it was satire.

Apparently, in 2026, paying for an AI subscription is now a full-time position.

By that logic:

Netflix: Film critic

Spotify: Audio engineer

Uber Eats: Supply chain specialist

ChatGPT + Claude: Senior AI developer

The line between a résumé and a credit card statement is getting dangerously thin.

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