Another week, another treasure trove of comedic gold mined from Twitter (or X, if you insist!). Whether you need a break, a chuckle, or just confirmation that everyone else finds life equally absurd, here are 10 funny tweets that made the rounds:
- The Parental Paradox:
As a mother I can tell you where to find absolutely anything in this entire house.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 27, 2025
Except for my phone. - Teenage Logic vs. Parental Expectations:
Note to parents: asking your teen to check if a package arrived does not imply they should also bring it inside. I know this now.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 28, 2025 - Deep Thoughts from a 7-Year-Old:
My 7yo announced that the most boring toy to receive would be one lego, so now there’s a big family discussion about how many legos you’d need to tip over into the fun category
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 27, 2025 - The Napkin Conundrum:
My 10 yo either uses zero napkins while eating or 400. There is no in between
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 30, 2025 - On Fair Compensation (and Effort):
“YoU’re AlwAyS tHe FiRst To LeEve wOrk”
— alfie (@alfienxo) April 29, 2025
god forbid i act my wage - When Politeness is Suspicious:
One time I was at a party in LA and I thanked the homeowner for welcoming me into their home and they asked me if I was okay
— claire (@claireyael) April 30, 2025 - The Reluctant Empath:
born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from
— ً (@ppyowna) April 30, 2025 - Therapy Boundaries, Blurred:
texting my therapist “hey, I don’t think I can afford our weekly sessions anymore. but I really enjoyed getting to know you as a person, so can we get coffee once a week from 5-5:50 and just chat?”
— jolene of arc (@okaypompeii) April 30, 2025 - The Screen Time Scale:
remembering when my most mentally healthy friend was embarrassed about her screen time being so high (it was 3.5 hours) but it was because she was reading a book on her phone
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) April 30, 2025 - Roadside Judgement:
why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you
— symone (@symoneeed) May 1, 2025
Hope these brought a quick laugh to your day! Got any other favorites from the past week? Share them below!
