Egotistical megalomaniac shills his $200 vibrating cock ring by using AI to vomit out some pseudo-scientific corporate bullshit

$240 for the gold version btw

It’s a ring that…vibrates. And you’re supposed to go “hmm gee, my ring vibrated, maybe this Sisyphean yoke of corporate servitude isn’t so bad hmm”. I’m dead serious; the website has a demonstration of some woman looking mildly perturbed at her desk and then the Cock Ring of Servitude vibrates and she’s suddenly all gung-ho about things. It’s laughable.

Absolute fucking nonsense. I’ll give these dweebs maybe a year tops before some PE firm descends on its carcass and strips assets for cash.